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This lady is 2 cool 4 school!
I am a dope, for 2 reasons, at least.
I was thinking about a certain special white person that I know this morning, and it occured to me, that he is like sunshine, and so I wrote a song about him, and it goes like this:
Intellectual masturbation is much more harmful than physically pleasing yourself. People should never ever intellectually masturbate! I feel very strongly about this, because I believe that thinking too much can lead to depression, confusion and hopelessness, or just bad ideas in general. Traditional masturbation doesn't lead to depression or confusion unless there is guilt. Otherwise, it is a wonderful way of enjoying your body, as long as there is a healthy relationship between your mind and body.
This was an email I got... Decide for yourself whether it is funny or stupid! (or whatever)
This is personal
UT is so lively today! Here is what I saw on the West Mall at Noon:
Evilness comes in the form of temptation. I have been given the opportunity to not do my homework and get good grades on it. My teacher has an old website with all the homeworks plus solutions on it. My study buddy found the website and told me about it, and I used it! I procrastinated last night thinking "oh well, if I can't finish the homework on my own, I can just use the answers online." And I did! I went to sleep early, and then woke up early to copy the answers from the website. I feel dirty. Am I a Degree Whore, or do I really care about learning? When given the opportunity to be a slacker, it seems I will take it.
This may not even be that funny, but I have to post it:
So, remember how the starbucks lady through a fit about my cup? I just came back from the same starbucks, and when i put my clean plastic cup on the counter the cashier didn't look mad. Instead, she said, "wow, she has her own cup!" and the guy who was making the drinks said "and a lid too!" Then they gave me a large drink for the price of a small one! It was great!
I think I just made the best beans and rice dish I've made yet. It has just the right level of juiciness, just the right amount of onions and garlic and tomatos. I'm eating chocolate and drinking wine for lunch and skipping my arabic discussion hour. I turned 20 yesterday. The weather was not ominous, so that is a good thing. I was with people I love all day, so that was nice.
This morning I went to Starbucks (who I admit is evil! because they simply ARE evil, but also because their drinks are addictive. Even though the drinks are addictive, I take responsibility for my behaviour.) So here is the story. I had a Starbucks plastic cup that I had washed out and cleaned at home so I could use it again. But the cashier just didn't want to use it. Here is what happened:
I fell asleep around 5:30pm yesterday and didn't wake up until 3:30am this morning. Then I went back to sleep from 7 to 9am. I ate breakfast and drank coffee on the balcony at 4am, and I felt like I lived by the ocean. The wind was blowing and it was drizzly, humid and cool. It made me wish that I was the captain of a fishing boat and not a stupid college student. I love Austin, but I would love Austin even more it only there were mountains to the west, and the ocean to the south! (and I was a fisherwoman). The town of my dreams would have just that. Mountains in the west, the ocean to the south, it would have about 200,000 people, and to the east farmland, and to the north wilderness. The weather would normally be around 75 degrees and sunny, and slightly breezy.
It is 5 till 4 in the morning and I am at my lab working on a lab write up. I feel a little jumpy being in a building all by myself late at night. The reflection off the glass door to the cold room is particularly scary. It looks black on the inside, like someone could be standing just behind the glass looking out at me and I wouldn't be able to tell. The "EMERGENCY EXIT" screen over a hole in the wall could also have someone inside of it.